Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Mario Kart World Coins Don't Function As You'd Expect, New Evidence Suggests - GameSpot

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Meloni’s coalition taunts left from the beach as low voter turnout scuppers referendum - politico.eu

No go.

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

A Rocket That Crashed on the Moon in 2022 Wasn't Musk's—New Study Reveals Its True Origin - Jason Deegan

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Big brands are staying quiet this Pride Month - CNN

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Iure eveniet quod quae esse explicabo autem corrupti.

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

Adipisci omnis dolor vitae nulla explicabo tenetur.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Why climbing the stairs can be good for your body and brain - BBC

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Aphantasia: Why Some Minds Are Blind to Images - Neuroscience News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Cognitive changes before DBS not a dementia risk factor in Parkinson’s - Parkinson's News Today

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

It’s back! Massive $400 price drop now live on 2TB Space Black M4 iPad Pro at Amazon - 9to5Toys

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Latest AirPods Pro 2 feature is ahead of its time in the best way - 9to5Mac

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

With its stock in sharp decline, Trump's media company will buy $400 million of its own shares - AP News