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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:37

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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No go.
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
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Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Why climbing the stairs can be good for your body and brain - BBC
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Aphantasia: Why Some Minds Are Blind to Images - Neuroscience News
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Cognitive changes before DBS not a dementia risk factor in Parkinson’s - Parkinson's News Today
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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So, the docs changed it to read
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Latest AirPods Pro 2 feature is ahead of its time in the best way - 9to5Mac
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons